Lucifer video

[demon chloe]

chants...MORE LUCIFER MORE LUCIFER MORE LUCIFER!

[digitalsanity]

like 2 years ago, born was a lil bat looking black cat, an offspring from my mother's dreaded evil pain of a pet.. (mind ya i hate cats as much as kids)..

I came home, and the little black fucker was a few weekes old, crawling, eyes gummed up with eye shit as they just opened, I was laying in the floor watching the simpsons, the little black fooker, spent over an hour scraping at the box under the couch (where mom crammed mom and new rodents) and after several hundred curses and damnations of me bitching about constant scraping of the sound of nails against cardboard, i hear silence, then i feel a fuzzy furball on my arm, and i look down to see the ugliest black cat the more so ressembled a bat, look at me, then curl up next to me on the floor to sleep... the cat "Jiggy" then disclaimed her mother, and expected me from that night forth to cram food down her only to watch the shit come back brown for 2 years... and obviously thinks that when i walk in the door, glue is pastered all over me, as when im home, i have a black pussy stuck to me at all times...not even able to shit in private without having her meow every 2 seconds for obvious no reason other then to hear me bitch at her to shut the fuck up..

[Blazey]

Well i think your black pussy has met her other man now..lmao..those two would be hell on paws I do beleive!

[digitalsanity]

But the epic doesnt end,

I wake up at 530ish every morning, somtimes ill pay attention to small things, such as my black pussy in my bed, not on top of me, not all crammed on me, nothing, but in her usuals spot, with one foot extended to make sure she touches me some how..

at a work morning i wake up, there she be, and when i roll over i hear the first good morning, MEEooWOWOooooWWEsssooww " bitch gets on my nerves for most part..so i sit up in bed, to shake the sleep off...(and most usual hangover) who sits next to me only inches away? my jigga, grooming for her morning, paitentlly waiting till i stand up to do more of her MMMeewiwoooHHooswoo" shit, to tell me, her gallon bucket of food is empty (shes fixed so shes a fat mofo now)...all good, on my venture to the dryer to get new fresh cloths to meet htier dirsty destiny, i cram more food down this endless pit of a cat...

The auto coffee has made my fresh brew, and the morning wood finally died, and now im getting dressed, the black bitch is now "meemwoowownmememooweing" at me, to go outside,

so I let her outside, she trots off so proud and happy to be a bitchin ass house cat among the few outside ones that live on this country hillside...

So im dresed and ready, awoken best i can be, get in my truck, and always and every day since 2 years, that little black cat sits on the third step from the porch to see me off to whatever day, the day may bring..